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Posted by level1isbest - May 31st, 2011


The sexual cravings of a teenager are like a creeper at your door. You know that you're going to have to deal with it at some point, so you grab your sword, break down the door, and stab at the fucker until you hear that faint hiss, and he dies. Your smile is wide as you clean up the sulpher from your carpet, and for a while, you are satisfied. Other times, the creeper sneaks up on you. You open the door on a nice, pleasant day; not a care in the world as you walk outside. You don't even have time to think before you see the green flesh. In an instant, the creeper explodes, and the front of your house is destroyed. You lie on the cold ground, twitching. Half of your strength, sucked right out of you in a flash. You aren't ready to give this up. You aren't ready to let your hunger deplete in this ambush. You look around, begging for more. Ready to kill the creeper. Slowly, making it enjoyable. But where is the creeper? No where to be found...


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