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Minecraft: the story of Logic

Posted by level1isbest - March 23rd, 2011


PR0TAGON1ST disconnected
level1isbest: DON'T CUM INSIDE!
But it was too late...

Logic quickly got up from his computer and rushed into the bedroom. He found his wife, who for the sake of privacy, is named Anna, lying on the king-size bed. She wore no clothes, and her body had been tempting Logic's PENIS since the previous night. He nearly skipped to the bed, and giggled like a horny Asian girl in an old hentai movie. Once settled on the bed next his wife, the two began to kiss each other and fondle each other's PENIS.

Soon after Anna climbed on top of Logic and began rocking side to side, Logic blacked out. He only remembered brief parts of the experience. The moaning, the milky tits dangling in his face, and most of all, Anna screaming at him to cum inside.

Logic awoke in a drunken daze. He glanced over at the clock on the wall and read the time. 3 pm. He groaned in pain as he remembered what had taken place just fifteen hours ago. His wife, who seemed to be used to Logic's blacking out during sex was cuddled up beside him, wide awake. Logic looked at her, and he began to feel his PENIS grow hard. It wasn't from remembering what he could of last night, it wasn't from looking at Anna, but it was from the very thought of their being-together. He smiled as his PENIS throbbed.

___________________________________2 WEEKS LATER_________________________________

Anna sat on the toilet silently. She stared at the tile floor as if she was afraid of it. She had missed her period, and she was scared. She didn't know how this could happen. Her and Logic always used protection during sex. Suddenly, she felt her stomach churn. She lurched forward and vomited on her feet, startling Logic and causing him to rush into the room.

Their son was born 8 months later. They named him Danny, after Logic's longtime friend. He was a healthy baby; weighing in at 9.6 pounds. Danny was not retarded, but slow. It took him longer to grasp onto the basic subjects that other children took for granted. As a result of this, Danny was bullied since the age of 6. He was called named such as: Retard, stupid, loser, and weird. Danny, who was very quiet and shy, did not tell his parents or teachers about the bullying, thus it continued.

By the time Danny was 13, the name-calling had progressed. And Danny's happiness was diminishing. In just a year, Danny's already low grades and dropped tragically. As a result, Danny failed the eighth grade. Logic and Anna didn't know what to do about their suffering son. They took him to therapists, doctors, and even had conferences with his teachers. They took Danny to restaurants, amusement parks, and got him whatever he wanted, which wasn't much. Nothing seemed to cheer him up.

At just age 16, Danny was addicted to heroin; which he bought from a local drug dealer who was considered a 'friend'. On the night of October 18, Danny ate dinner, walked upstairs to his dimly lit room, and hung himself in his closet. Logic and Anna were devastated. Anna killed herself as well 3 months later.

Logic currently lives in a two-room apartment in New York with his cat Charles. When asked about his life, he looks grimly into your eyes, and mutters, "minecraft".


Comments

Minecraft?

yep

Why Minecraft?

This would be absolutely retarded if it wasn't for that hilarious last two sentences.

lmfao also