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level1isbest
I eat African babies

Age 90, Male

I'm lazy.

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Joined on 7/8/09

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Posted by level1isbest - February 27th, 2011


CNT looked around the fiery blaze slowly. He held his worn sword in front of him with both hands. Those same hands were shaking. The shrieks, they were too much. Those... those THINGS. They hovered above him, spitting out flaming balls of death from their mouths. He had only but chance. Level and Prota were both safe in the cobblestone fort. If he could make it across the thin strip of stone, he would be safe.

He began to walk slowly. One slip, and he would fall into lava. The Ghasts continued to make themselves known. They screamed overhead as CNT walked. A loud shriek, right behind him. CNT spun around and began slashing at the sound. When he opened his eyes, there was nothing there. Confused, he looked up. A long white piece of flesh was coming down to meet him. He tried to run, but the Ghast was too fast. The tentacle wrapped itself around CNT's waist and yanked him high into the air.

He got one good whack at the monster with his sword before it shattered. He started shouting for help, but Level and Prota couldn't hear him behind the walls of the fort. Annoyed, the Ghast shoved one of it's tentacles into CNT's open mouth. His eyes widened in terror. The Ghast began rocking the tentacle in and out of CNT's welcoming mouth. He tried to bite down, but the tentacle was too thick. Just as he was about to accept his fate, a gush of blank ink filled his mouth. The Ghast pulled it's tentacle out, and CNT began to choke on the taste of the substance. His vision slowly began to fade. He blinked one last time as the poison from the ink seeped into his blood. Finished, the Ghast released CNT and allowed him to fall into the pool of lava below.

Prota screamed from behind the windows in the fort. He picked up his bow and ran out the door, heading to the Ghast that killed his soulmate. When he got close enough to the white monster, he fired two arrows at it's head. Both hit, and the Ghast spun around in fury. "ohshi-" was all Prota could mutter before a tentacle knocked him into a wall of Netherrack. A sharp pain shot up Prota's spine, and he collapsed. The Ghast hovered over to him, two tentacles reaching forward. One wrapped itself tightly around Prota's neck, and yanked him off the ground.

Gasping for air, Prota brought his hands to the tentacle and tried to free himself. It was of no use, though. The Ghast was much too strong. The second tentacle forced itself in between Prota's legs, and Prota gasped. He wore no armor, giving the Ghast easy access . Prota let out a silent scream as the thick piece of flesh forced itself into his one-size-fits-all asshole. The Ghast, not caring about the tightness, fucked Prota relentlessly. After about a minute, the going became easier. Prota's blood made a nice lube. Prota, not having enough air to scream, took it in silently. He began to sob just as the Ghast injected the ink into his raw asshole. Almost immediately, he began to feel drowsy. His hands began to turn purple, and he found enough oxygen to scream as the Ghast let him fall into the lava as it had with CNT.

There ain't no rest for the wicked. The Ghast quickly spotted Level running into the basement of the fort. It spat a fireball into the roof, and demolished with it the little security that Level had. It shot out a tentacle and smashed through the window, searching for it's next victim. As the tentacle neared Level, she whacked at it with her sword. The Ghast shrieked in a mixture of pain and rage, and charged at the fort. It crashed into the side, and destroyed the whole wall in the process. It found Level quickly and lifted her up by her legs. Level, having her sword in both hands, stabbed the Ghast in it's eye. The Ghast, who was not amused, easily knocked the sword out of Level's grasp.

It wasted no time with this annoying toy. It ripped off Level's iron leggings and shoved a tentacle into both Level's poon and ass. Level screamed in pain and her virginity shattered in a stream of blood. The Ghast shoved it's tentacles in and out of Level as hard and fast as it could. The mixture of blood and vaginal fluids felt amazing. Level screamed as the Ghast shoved it's tentacles further into her and released a thick flow of ink. She gagged once, then threw up a combination of blood and jet black ink. The Ghast was pleased with it's work. It threw Level onto the blazing Netherrack and took in the pleasure of watching her shrivel up and die slowly.


Posted by level1isbest - November 28th, 2010


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You should like, listen to this girl and her amazing voice and get her more views and stuff like that and yeah

Lewl

Posted by level1isbest - October 22nd, 2010


Like music? Like mice? Like freedom? Join today!

We have Killerhammer, Rahvin, me, Ldaf, and other users from here on newgrounds :D
So come and join us at the ratcave for pure awesomeness.

Do it, bitch :3

I have my own forum


Posted by level1isbest - July 31st, 2010


After the previous night, the pro's had decided to make a change in plans. They had accepted newfags, and played with them the same way they did with each other. Throughout the day, the group of the five legends moved from room to room doing their usual business, Trolling, spamming, getting lulz, all was well.
Previous newfag Dick Fish, now refered to as just fish by Level joined in the group every so often. Other stragler pros did the same. This continued for most of the day. At night, the same followed as the night before. Minus the chaos. The main room was abandoned, though not becuase of invaders, and many mini rooms with usually six or seven mice were made.
Late in the night, Level, Ldaf, and Vid travelled from room to room making tanks and dicks. Level, being the weirdo that she is, made a tank for Vid, and they flirted like a bunch of horny teenagers for the next hour of so. What else is new? Eventually Flyby, Macka, Tateos, Firerunner, and other pro's joined in the mini rooms for many lulz. Even Muy's alt joined it.
In a secret room, the mice somehow came up with the idea of trolling 4chan's room /v/ to get revenge on them for what had happened in the legend of the pro's story. Level, Tateos, and Fire went back to the main room, and there they discussed what to do. They all made alts and spammed on their first attack. For the grandfinale, Level hacked and blocked both holes :3 as sham and escaped when bans were threatened.
After all the mice returned to the main room, Level decided to go back in her main account to spam. A dumb, but brave choice. Not soon after she snuck into the busy hive, all of the other mice from the main room came. They spammed, and fought, and it was all lulz worthy. Level sung many of her favorite songs. The favorite of the 4chaner's being earth angel. Mut and Macka also joined in with their own songs.
After a while, the pro population quikly died down, and only two or three of the pro's were there. Macka and Level were the only Legends. Level shouted, LETS DO THIS SHIT NEWGROUNDS. And so shit was done. The crazy bitch stole first cheese, song her little heart out, and was overall, an ass. The other mice did the same and 4chan began to grow annoyed.
In Level's final minutes, she did an oops by tripple jumping, and so she rushed back to the NGBBS room. Tateos and came aswell. Muy was already there. Rahvin never came back. The trooper stayed, And no one knew what became of him. It was not much, but it would do for the night. The pro's teamed up in a minor trolling attempt on the swarming /v/ and it was midly succesful. The legends, or so, that is what the little group of six mice had dubbed themselves, still are united to this day. They will live on. And Possibly, there will be more tales of them, in te future.

~FIN


Posted by level1isbest - July 30th, 2010


It was an active night. The mice were keeping busy by singing songs and trolling. All was good. It stayed like this for most of the night. The regulars were all there, and much fun was had. To this day, no one know what happened. A series of newfags came into the game. Trolling and being annoying bitches. After a while of this, the regulars got annoyed. A mouse by the name of Nair messaged all the regulars to come to a room entitled NGBBSPRO. It was a new room. A room meant to rid of newfags. A room... for pro's.
Nair told the mice that this would remain their new home until the newfags fade away. The mice also made a backup room in case of an invasion. The following day the pro's returned to the original room. All was fine. Then the night came. Again, the newfags came. The pro's moved to their secret room and all was well. A mouse by the name of Levelisbest had a three way with other mice Vidaria and Tateos. Another mouse posted a screenshot to the transformice thread and forgot to block out the name of the room. That was when all hell broke loose.
Newfags quickly invaded the pro room. They trolled and bitched even worse then before about not being told of the secret room. Nair told the pro's to move to the back up room. An so they did. The newfags were fuming. They had been left at a dead end. After a few short minutes of peace, respected, but asshole mouse Ldaf came into the room and told the other pro's that he had leaked the room name to the newfags.
They came shortly after. A massive flame was erupted between the pro's and the newfags. It resulted in the pro's making a quick decision and moving into yet another room. But the newfags had learned from their past mistake's. They added the pro's as friends and stalked them. This pattern continued for the next couple of rooms until the pro's had had enough. They began to fight with each other. Take sides with, and against Ldag and Nair. The newfags came again. Only adding to their anger. The pro's, unable to agree on anything moved to different rooms. Some stayed in the pro rooms, some went back to the original, and some brave mice made their own rooms.
When a small group of pro's returned to the original NGBBS room, they noticed a huge amount of unknown mice. The few pro's got into a fight with the newfags again. The newfags, having outnumbered the pro's, won. The pro's however, had nowhere to go. And thus they had to put up with the newfags shit. In the new room, Pro's Levelisbest, Vidaria, Tateos, Flybynight, and Macka got their cheese and had fun. They had not yet known that 4chan's /b/ room had somehow gained knowledge of Newgrounds tiny room. In the time that the pro's spent fighting, they had raided the room. By the time those few pro's came back, they had nested.
The new room had the largest consistent amount of pro's. There were stragglers, but for the most part the group of five or six stuck. After a while of having many lulz at the recent event, a newfag by the name of Fish Dick came stalked Level and came into the room. The pro's, not having the balls to ban watched as Level grew furious with Fish for trolling her and her Godliness, two more newfags joined in, and Level made her own room. Vidaria and Tateos showed up soon enough, after a while, the other pro's joined in.
After a while of Level not responding in the new room, Tateos moved to a room entitled, THE SHUNNED. Level, finding it lulz worthy, entered the room. The other mice followed. There was a high point of the room when there were ten mice in at one time. Level posted a screen cap to the transformice thread with the caption, THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE SHUNNED. New fag Dick Fish saw the post and came rushing to the room.
Level room hopped for a while, the other mice, trying to get the goddamn cheese, followed. Small fights broke out form time to time, but nothing major. At about 3:00 AM, the five mice from THE SHUNNED nested in a room labeled as, :3. Dick Fish also joined in, but Level has given him respect for trying so hard. And so both he and she stayed. The mice stayed there until they all slowly died off. Falling asleep slowly. Tired, from the eventful night.


Posted by level1isbest - July 28th, 2010


I'LL START:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL. LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD...


Posted by level1isbest - July 19th, 2010


and you love it

Your soul... it has been raped


Posted by level1isbest - December 30th, 2009


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Posted by level1isbest - July 16th, 2009


Is there a way to earn extra EXP? Like with submiting flash or audio? thanks.


Posted by level1isbest - July 8th, 2009


So i haven't contributed anything to the site, but what now?!

No really, sup everybody. Glad to be here on NG.